Kallie Land

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via jake-of-statefarm)

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly, via hotboyproblems)

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

(via hotboyproblems)

captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

(via hotboyproblems)

jonasbrothers:

they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child 

(Source: jonasbrothers, via hotboyproblems)

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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(via hotboyproblems)

sameoldshhhbutadifferentday:

Oh my god why isn’t this real ?

sameoldshhhbutadifferentday:

Oh my god why isn’t this real ?